Autocucumber

this is why cats are awesome

most-awkward-moments:

A blog for your entertainment.

Welcome to America, where we’re so dumb we’ll pay to see the same movie 100 times.

Well today sucks. Thanks for getting my truck dirty rain.

I love this movie!

Yes!

Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like sugar...
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
Biology Teacher: 
me: 
student: 
me: whoops

most-awkward-moments:

A blog for your entertainment.

Da fuq??

vanessaxbarreto:

Someone please do these with me?!